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NEW! After a ridiculously long wait, issue 3 is finally here! It was worth the wait, kiddies. Because stuck in the middle of the awesome 20 page humor- and comic-packed issue of Fear Not is the FEAR NOT GUIDE TO LIFE, and insanely comprehensive encyclopedia of advice, commentary, essays, and rants -- 16 pages of 7-point type, dense and hilarious. Keep it in your personal reference section with your Webster's, Bartlett's, and Roget's, so you can whip out your Broomfield's to settle bets, educate your idiot friends, or piss off your dog.
Price: $4.00

The first CD by Jeremy Broomfield. For description, samples, and track information, see the music page.

Price: $10.00

It's political, it's wicked cool, and I designed it. Printed on high-quality Hanes Beefy Tee. Specify S, M, L, or XL.

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Price: $15.00

Published in 1999, when my fears of y2k were at their absolute peak. I really didn't have any idea what was going to happen, but I couldn't see past December 31, 1999. This is the apotheosis of irrational technophobia.

Price: $2.00

The zine that started it all was published in 1998, when I was getting a little nervous about y2k. Mostly comics about zombies, hipsters, and the end of the world. Also features a startling array of A.D.D.-generated humorous text things.

Price: $2.00

A high-concept exploration of the New Yorker-style "gag cartoon," GB2K has ten cartoons with ten captions -- printed in the mix-n-match format of children's books. The result is actually 100 possible cartoons. It's genius. Created with Tunde Adebimpe (of the band TV on the Radio) and up-and-coming comics artist David Heatley.

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All the zines in one fabulous bundle. It's not cheaper, but you only have to click once. Note: Until I can make more copies of GagBag2k, the zine package will only include the Fear Not zines, and therefore it's only $4.00 for the package. Still only one click. Please ignore the graphic on the left; I'm not changing it because this is a temporary situation. Assuming I can find the original for GB2k. Shit.

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