Clearly Malfunctioning in Many Important Regards

The Revitalizing Power of a Format Change!
Dear Notional Readers of UDvCLM,
     We've been neglectful of this blog -- and of you -- for too long. I'm sure we have our excuses, and I'm sure they're more or less valid, but you don't care about our excuses. Furthermore, we're sorry, but like the stereotypical old people in my head say: "sorry" doesn't butter the biscuit. (Ew. That sounds gross to me now, like something Grandmaw would say to encourage Grandpaw to quit apologizing and ask his doctor for some Cialis already. Ohh man... "biscuit." Ew ew ew.)
     Anyway! The point is that, we are overcome with a desire to make it up to you. How to make it up to you? By improving your lives in a measurable way. And how to do that? A format change, of course! On Monday, April 24, UDvCLM will become...

AN ADVICE COLUMN!

Claude will provide you with more details, and get you excited if you aren't already. If you harbor grave doubts about this change, consider this: the epistolary/advisory format will force me confine my incoherent digressions to some other blog! Seriously, it's working already. You should see the stuff I cut from this very post. You're welcome!
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trouble started by Universal Donor
April 21, 2006 • 11:27 PM est • #  

Comments from Foolish Amateurs:

I assume, by the words "Monday, April 24" you meant "April 24, 2007"?

Wait, but the Monday is tricky. Looks like the next "Monday, April 24" is in 2017.

I shall mark my calendar and wait patiently.
# posted by Stu : 1:17 PM est  


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