UD v. CLM -- We Are Eagles!

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Claw Tries to Get Jer's Attention on the GoogChatter
	Sent at 2:35 PM on Monday claudia: JERMS claudia: JERMANY claudia: JERBIL claudia: JERRYMANDER claudia: LOS ANGELES DODJER Sent at 2:55 PM on Monday claudia: JERALD R. FORD Sent at 3:07 PM on Monday claudia: DIDJERIDOO Sent at 3:36 PM on Monday claudia: JERONIMO Sent at 3:51 PM on Monday claudia: JERELICTE Sent at 3:55 PM on Monday claudia: JERMIONE GRANJER Sent at 4:23 PM on Monday claudia: JERMAN OF THE BOARD [TIME 01:05 est]
trouble started by Universal Donor January 16, 2007 • 12:43 AM est • #
	Comments from Foolish Amateurs: Jer. # posted by Laurabelle : 1:46 PM est Jer. # posted by Laurabelle : 9:51 PM est Jer. # posted by Laurabelle : 3:33 PM est Hey. Jer. # posted by Laurabelle : 8:01 PM est Jer! # posted by Laurabelle : 2:15 PM est Jerrrrr! # posted by Laurabelle : 5:34 PM est Jeremy! # posted by Laurabelle : 10:12 AM est Dude! Jer! I am talking to you! # posted by Laurabelle : 2:24 PM est Jeremy Claymore Broomfield! # posted by Laurabelle : 12:47 PM est Hey there! Hi, Jer! Hi there, high chair! # posted by Laurabelle : 12:41 PM est JerJerJerJerJaaayyyyuurrrrJerJerJerJer # posted by Laurabelle : 9:58 AM est Jeremy Whoopistle Broomfield! # posted by Laurabelle : 5:00 PM est yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy remyer yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy yeremy # posted by Laurabelle : 5:36 PM est Jer. # posted by Laurabelle : 3:39 PM est Jer! # posted by Laurabelle : 11:21 AM est Jer! # posted by Laurabelle : 11:21 AM est JERemy. # posted by Laurabelle : 12:32 PM est Jer! Jer! Jer! Jer! Jer! Jer! Where? Jer! Jer! Jer! Jer! Jer! Jer! # posted by Laurabelle : 11:52 AM est Jeremoo? # posted by Laurabelle : 9:38 PM est Jereboo? # posted by Laurabelle : 1:23 PM est Jerefoo? # posted by Laurabelle : 2:24 PM est I missed a day. NOW who's not updating regularly, hmmmm? Jer? # posted by Laurabelle : 3:36 PM est Jerome E. Blumfeld! # posted by Laurabelle : 9:52 AM est Jeremy ""Jeremy Broomfield" Broomfield? # posted by Laurabelle : 11:43 AM est It's been a year since this turned into an advice column, yeah? Dear Dr. Donor, I am bored. Sincerely, Laurabelle # posted by Laurabelle : 9:56 AM est Dear Presidente Le Monde, I don't feel too good, either. Unnecessarily, Laurabelle # posted by Laurabelle : 12:55 PM est Jeremy Brushaby* Broomfield! My great-great-grandfather's name was Brushaby. I tried to get my brother to name his firstborn "Brushaby Brushabee" but no dice. At least they went for Tallulah as a middle name. True story. # posted by Laurabelle : 12:30 PM est Oh, Sugarlump. Life is hard. Good, I'll grant you, but hard. (No, no, she said, "Good and hard.") # posted by Laurabelle : 5:56 PM est Jermoodle Broomfoodle? # posted by Laurabelle : 4:09 PM est Vampires are stupid. # posted by Laurabelle : 11:50 AM est You are not stupid. # posted by Laurabelle : 11:33 PM est ERGO you are not a vampire. 'Smath. # posted by Laurabelle : 9:25 PM est All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. All comments and no posts make Laurabelle a dull girl. # posted by Laurabelle : 2:45 PM est Oh, Jer. I am thisclose to ceasing to care. Your determination not the update UD V. CLM is beating down my determination to pestering soul. # posted by Laurabelle : 9:36 PM est awesome. # posted by claudia : 4:19 PM est He's never ever going to read this, is he, Claude? Please to note: I have given up. Awesomeness on the inside only! # posted by Laurabelle : 10:05 PM est Resneak reattack. Never say die! jerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjeryourearsareburningjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjerjer # posted by Laurabelle : 7:41 PM est 8 September 2007 Dear Diary, Who Jer no update? Even Claude no update. So sad. Try again tomorrow. # posted by Laurabelle : 3:30 PM est but vampires are hot & sexy, everyone knows this. are vampires native to LA? # posted by claudia : 5:37 PM est Things are native to LA? Like dust and anorexia? Bite a vampire before he or she bites you, amnd maybe you'll redead the undead. Prebitten, twice shy, yo. Claudia, Claudia, How I applaud ya, Claudia the Vaaaaampire Biter. # posted by Laurabelle : 7:12 PM est Dear Drs. Broomfield and Le Monde, I read UDvCLM all the time but have never had a reason to write. My problem is this: I have a vampire in the basement with the mice. I left a line of baking soda across the doorway, but it still got out and bit my son. Any tips on how to keep it in the basement-- or better yet, how to get rid of it? Thanks, Laurabelle # posted by Laurabelle : 7:03 PM est Which came first, the chicken or the update? # posted by Laurabelle : 6:52 PM est Line at the bottom: I am so bored. Back to the hasslin'! Someone contribute meaningfully to the (sub)site! # posted by Laurabelle : 10:11 PM est yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah. see, baking soda acts like meth to a vampire (they ARE native to LA--any white lines [PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW!] they're going to stuff straightaway up their undead nostrils). your best choice is to put the vampire back in the basement and get way, way, way more mice down there. -claudia (blogger is a whore) # posted by Anonymous : 7:52 PM est yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah. see, baking soda acts like meth to a vampire (they ARE native to LA--any white lines [PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW!] they're going to stuff straightaway up their undead nostrils). your best choice is to put the vampire back in the basement and get way, way, way more mice down there. # posted by claudia : 7:53 PM est Hey. Hey, Claudia. # posted by Laurabelle : 9:50 PM est Hey, Claudia. Hey. # posted by Laurabelle : 10:11 PM est Hey, will the vampires biteybite the micies and make a vampmouse or two? Hey? # posted by Laurabelle : 10:37 PM est Now You: Post a Comment

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